a wide net of colleges i’m keeping in mind as i implement my plan to go back to community college and rebuild my gpa and save up money. some are fanciful and extremely unlikely, i know. like i said, a wide net. (list arranged alphabetically by state)
I GAVE YOU MY LUNCH MONEY ALREADY AND THE PRINICIPAL SAYS TO “BE A BUDDY AND NOT A BULLY.”
in high school we were on a bus back from a trip and the girl i had a crush on didn’t sit with me but sat with this other dude and slept on his shoulder and i listened to say anything the whole ride back and felt sad
to be fair, patrick reynolds does look like he would talk u2 to me.
why have the feels when u could have the feelies?
U2 - Sleep Like a Baby Tonight
don’t sleep like a baby on this song.
according to the black community, I’m a dumbass white kid because I’m attracted to a school shooter. I don’t know him, I’ve never had contact with him, I’m not friends with him. I’d just like to fuck him.
I’m pretty sure if I commented on someone black person was attracted to and called them a “dumb ass black kid” I’d be bombarded with messages and comments calling me racist.
But I mean black people are never racist right? Only white people.
i know everybody’s dogging on u2, but that new album is pretty cool. it gets a little “real music” in places (songs dedicated to joey ramone and joe strummer for example), but i think it’s a lot stronger than their last couple of albums.
"sleep like a baby tonight" is probably the best song.
i’m only considering purdue cause they named their team the “boilermakers” after that kickass jesus lizard song.
wait a minute…
the show’s called “nicky ricky dicky and dawn”
are you telling me their dumbass parents named two of them richard?
i’ll be honest, i’m hype for the new u2 record. i’m glad they released it for free. thank you adam scott aukerman, for making me like u2 kinda sorta.
the only reason i know of syracuse is because jon stewart’s character in “big daddy” wore a sweatshirt from there.
the only reason i know of ball state is the “boom goes the dynamite” guy.
Pitchfork: “[enter artist name here] does a thing”
Pitchfork commenters: “who actually gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
i’d be okay with this if there wasn’t a article about arcade fire every fucking day
Pitchfork: “Arcade Fire covers [enter song here]”
Me: “who actually gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”